Reasons to not crank text

This should ring bells for a certain someone...

I got a new cell phone today. I texted my girlfriend so I could see what happened when she texted back; of course, we got to talking, or wording, or whatever it's called when you text people....and she gets this brilliant idea to have me text her text record breaking daughter to see her freak out when a stranger starts texting her.

Me, I agree....I send a simple text saying "hey little girl, whats up?" Nothing, nothing, nothing. Then I get a call...same area code different number saying they just got a call from my number, so of course, I thought it was the daughter trying to be sly. I laughed and told her to think about it, she'd figure it out.

I'm still texting my friend who keeps telling me...she didn't get anything. She says she didn't get anything....so I'm thinking she's trying to play cool. I texted again, saying, haven't figured this out yet girl?

well...for some reason, my girlfriend sent another text with the number again. Guess what? She gave me the wrong number the first time. I was crank texting some girl who was probably completely freaked out thinking some pervert is stalking her. She's most likely reported me to the proper authorities who now have my number and should be pounding on my door any second to haul my ass off to jail.

So, two lessons to learn here...first, always verify a number before you text a person with the intention to get a reaction. Second, never ever text a girl who can send over 21,000 messages a month when you are doing it on a brand new phone and on average send about 7 text messages a week.