Fat Ass

Before I took my last dating site break, I accidentally matched with someone I didn't mean to. I was scrolling to read and apparently pulled just a little to the right and matched with the idiot.

Besides the fact that he expressed a shitty opinion about people who have to use online dating while completely missing the obvious fact that he's one of those people, his favorite insult is fatass. And for obvious reasons, I didn't mean to match with him.

But I matched. Accidentally. And even though my pictures don't hide that I'm fat and that I'm pretty clear about the fact that I am (because if online dating has taught me anything, it's that not much matters more than fat) (and dick pics. It's taught me about dick pics) he started sending me messages. Rather than get into a pissing match with him, I opted to ignore him.

I've since closed and opened a new account again.

So last night he found me and started messaging clips from my profile with an insult for each clip. I was off of the site for a few months and it seems as soon as he saw my picture he was overcome with childish rage and had to spend the night showing me.

I gotta tell ya, online dating in general sucks, but something about this area makes it extra trashy.

So happy day. Perfect strangers get their rocks off sending me a dozen insults over the course of seven hours while I sleep because I didn't answer a stupid message months ago.

Age matters

I so wish the dating site didn't remove all of the messages when someone blocks you.

A few days ago a 30 year old good looking guy with nothing on his profile sent me a message saying hi and calling me beautiful. I immediately assumed it was a scammer so I didn't respond.

A few minutes ago, he sent another messages saying, "you're the type that thinks you're better than dating black guys. Lol"

So...I choked back every urge in me to be a complete asshole in my response and replied, "I think the age difference matters a little more."

"Nice way to deflect the question"

"It was a stupid thing to say. I'm old enough to be your grandma, you had nothing on your profile, and you didn't say much in your message. It was a stupid leap."

"You're just dumb if you think racism doesn't exist. Age doesn't matter, blah blah blah, bitch, hog, pig, I don't need to talk to you."

"Read your childish response and tell me age doesn't matter."

"Don't ever contact me again"

And he blocked me.

At least I got to see his anger issues before I knew him.

Sounding ok?

In today's episode of being stupid with Michele, I had to call a guy I work with.

I scrolled through my contacts, dialed the number and very professionally introduced myself because we haven't spoken very frequently so I don't take for granted that he immediately knows who I am.

I could hear the confusion in his voice and knew his didn't sound quite right and asked if he was sick.

Nope. Not sick. Not even the right guy. In fact, it was some guy I talked to from a dating site and blew off a year ago or so.

So that wasn't at all awkward.

This is one of the reasons why I typically give people I don't talk to odd names in my phone.