If you're one of those codependent jackholes that goes to the gym to sit at a machine and text for 10 minutes, I want you to know that I judge you and deem you unfit for release into human population and I hope you tie your shoelaces together.
Sincerely,
The crabby chick who does not like being at the gym and only likes a couple of the machines that do anything worthwhile that you're frickin texting at, asshole.
