Thursday, December 29, 2016

Gym Griping

If you're one of those codependent jackholes that goes to the gym to sit at a machine and text for 10 minutes, I want you to know that I judge you and deem you unfit for release into human population and I hope you tie your shoelaces together.
Sincerely,


The crabby chick who does not like being at the gym and only likes a couple of the machines that do anything worthwhile that you're frickin texting at, asshole.

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