Fat Ass

Before I took my last dating site break, I accidentally matched with someone I didn't mean to. I was scrolling to read and apparently pulled just a little to the right and matched with the idiot.

Besides the fact that he expressed a shitty opinion about people who have to use online dating while completely missing the obvious fact that he's one of those people, his favorite insult is fatass. And for obvious reasons, I didn't mean to match with him.

But I matched. Accidentally. And even though my pictures don't hide that I'm fat and that I'm pretty clear about the fact that I am (because if online dating has taught me anything, it's that not much matters more than fat) (and dick pics. It's taught me about dick pics) he started sending me messages. Rather than get into a pissing match with him, I opted to ignore him.

I've since closed and opened a new account again.

So last night he found me and started messaging clips from my profile with an insult for each clip. I was off of the site for a few months and it seems as soon as he saw my picture he was overcome with childish rage and had to spend the night showing me.

I gotta tell ya, online dating in general sucks, but something about this area makes it extra trashy.

So happy day. Perfect strangers get their rocks off sending me a dozen insults over the course of seven hours while I sleep because I didn't answer a stupid message months ago.