If you know me at all, you know dick pics find their way to me with a regularity that would confound even the greatest minds of the last few centuries.
I've reached a point that I just expect that if a man starts sending me messages, I no longer expect to be asked out...I simply expect that within a few days I will receive a picture of his junk puddle sometimes accompanied by an invitation to fuck, sometimes not.
What I haven't grown accustomed to yet, is the number of men who will keep coming back even after I'm particularly rude to them in response to their dreams of having the one wanker that will turn all women into a puddle of need-you-now mush.
Even though I'm still getting used to that, I'm noticing a strong connection between the quickness in which a guy will send a dick pic and his understanding of the English language. It seems to be that if the picture is sent quickly, he knows fewer "big" words.
I've been putting that idea to the test. Take for example, well...his name doesn't much matter...they all become the dick pic guy once I see their nuts before I know *anything* else, he sent me his sorry lump well over a year ago and though I rudely told him I wasn't impressed, he insists on sending texts every month or so to see if I've had a change of heart.
Here's the photo from a year ago. You might notice I amused myself back then by responding with a banana slicer. That made me happy.
Here is the majority of our conversation from this past weekend. If I'm reading his response correctly, it took him a full 10 minutes to look up a word to understand that maybe I just insulted him.
I will call this a social experiment and report on future findings with pictures and big words. :)
You're hilarious!
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