I've started receiving emails requesting holiday nookie when some pigs, err...men, get to town to visit family. I don't know why I haven't learned to expect this.
Two of them specifically have requested a playmate for their time in town.
"Sure!! I've been wondering what would happen if I stick my penis in one end of a finger cuff and you put yours in the other and we pull. Do you think we'd climax or injure ourselves?" is most definitely not the answer they were looking for judging by their reactions.
And now, I kinda want an answer to that question. I fear that question will remain unanswered unless I run across a couple of willing volunteers though.
I'm sure there are people out there into it but I can't imagine standing around a crowd of holiday shoppers asking, "hey, I need two people with penises to satisfy my curiosity!" while seductively pulling finger cuffs out of my pocket and holding them up.
Actually, I can imagine it. And I'd love to see it happen!
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